The genuine design-sprint toolkit, adapted for 12-year-olds without losing its teeth. The warm-up proves the counterintuitive law — constraints are jet fuel — with two 30-second drawings (“a vehicle” vs “a one-person vehicle that works in a dust storm, with no driver”; round two always wins). Then CRAZY 8s, run hot: an A4 folded three times, eight panels, eight different answers to the studio’s HMW in eight minutes, one counted-down minute per panel — speed that outruns the inner critic. The silent museum follows: three wordless minutes, three dots per member, dots on ideas, never on people — the first time all year the quiet kids’ work competes on perfectly equal footing. Then STEAL & IMPROVE (the sanctioned crime, credit required), the drift check against the locked HMW, FRIENDLY FIRE between studios — the Kambaria hearing’s fire-back rule reborn as pitch rehearsal — and THE BLUEPRINT: the surviving concept drawn big with five required labels, destined to be the literal centre of the Pitch Day poster.
Two 30-second rounds, revealed by show-and-compare — the constrained vehicles are always stranger and better. One line lands the principle: “a tight brief doesn’t shrink ideas; it sharpens them” — then each studio loads its own constraint: the HMW, copied word for word from the signed Dossier.
Eight minutes counted down aloud, no talking, no judging, no stopping — the stall-rescue line is “draw the stupid version” (panel 6’s stupid idea famously fixes panel 8). Then total silence for the museum: every panel read, three dots per member placed on ideas alone. Count the heat map.
The crime, formally sanctioned: great designers steal, then improve — stealing without improving is the only offence, and credit is law. The mash-up must fit ONE sentence; sprawling concepts die on posters. Then the elite move: HMW read aloud, mash-up read aloud — do they match? Drifted studios fix the concept, never the question.
Studio pairs: 60-second explanations, two hard questions each way — and they’ll recognise the rule from the Kambaria hearing: hard questions are a gift. Unanswerable ones become fixes on the spot (a backup mash-up is pre-loaded for exactly this). Then the Blueprint: concept drawn big, five labels — name · what it is · who it’s for · how it answers the HMW · what it needs to exist. Collected with the Dossiers: Pitch Day’s poster, three-fifths built early.